We all fall down!
Well, here it is: the bird cage lining I’ve been slaving away at for the past two months. I uploaded the files for issue 154 to the printer today. And the printer was nice enough to send me a confirmation email: “Your file has been uploaded and a notification has been sent to your sales rep.”
The first thing that jumps to mind as I read the e-mail is, “Shouldn’t there be some sort of punctuation between ‘uploaded’ and ‘and?’ Sounds like a compound sentence to me.” (I admit that I don’t actually know. I leave that smart person stuff to Carol.)
But the second thing that comes to mind is, “Couldn’t you at least hint at a tone a little more celebratory? Would it hurt to offer a smidgen of praise? I’d be content with something simple like, ‘We at the printing company are marveling at this magnificent work you have delivered into our unsuspecting hands. We can only conjecture how many lives will be blessed by the obvious genius and labor that went into this exquisite production. Thank you for hallowing our presses with your magazine.’”
At the end of a publishing cycle, my office is a fire hazard. Paper stacked in every corner and nook. Bills hiding beneath them. Doleful e-mails queued in my inbox, sandwiched between spam messages that promise “Signs that she’s good in Bred.” Rogue files burning and pillaging my once orderly desktop. Cats who remember that in days gone by their bowl contained food — dry and beneath contempt as it was.
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Plus, we have some great articles and fiction for you to chew on. For example, did you know that Reform Judaism in the United States spawned a hymnist/poet much like Eliza R. Snow, and at about the same time? Did you know that a Mormon presidential candidate would actually have an easier time getting votes in ancient Anthens than in the contemporary United States?
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May 13th, 2009 at 3:23 am
Cover story by Dan! Nice. Can’t wait to read it. Well done!
May 13th, 2009 at 6:50 am
You said it so well, so…I am marveling at this magnificent work you will soon deliver into my mailbox. I can only conjecture how many lives (beyond my own) will be blessed by the obvious genius and labor that went into this exquisite production. Thank you for hallowing my home with your magazine.
That’s one of the many things I like about you, Stephen. Your humility…coupled with a strong sense of humor. We always enjoy Sunstone. My husband usually squirrels away with it and I have to hunt for it. Ah, no. I’m not saying he hides it from me: I’m saying he hides with it from me.
May 13th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Congrats Stephen! Now go clean your office.